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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

instant-amnesia:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen

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9gag:

3rd world problems

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detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test